An unemployed engineer man decided to run his own business and opened a hospital. Then he put an advertisement outside which says all treatment cost $200,000 and if he cannot treat illness, he would give the money back with extra $200,000. Soon a medical student is determined to make money from this hospital as lying and went to there with $200,000.
Student : Doctor , I am unable to taste anything any more. Please help me.
Doctor : Nurse, give the patient number 22 liquid.
Student : Oh shit, this is petrol.
Doctor : Very good, your sense of taste has come back. Please pay $200,000 of medical payment.
The student angrily paid it and went back. After couple of days, he came back again.
Student : Doctor, I don't remember anything any longer. Please help me.
Doctor : Nurse, give the patient number 22 liquid.
Student : Hang on, it is petrol, isn't it?
Doctor : Congratulations, your memory has come back. Please make the payment at the reception.
The student paid it with desperation. He got back there again because he couldn't sleep out of his furious.
Student : Doctor, my eyesight is getting worse.
Doctor : Sorry, I can't treat it. Here is $400,000. Take it.
Student : Hey, it's just $1000.
Doctor : Great, your eyesight has come back. Your medical payment is $200,000. Please pay it at the reception.